A MOTHER'S SPEECH

"How many times do I have to tell you not answer me?  Well, have you broken the lamp?"
The child was silent.

Shopping

-          Mark, we have to buy eggs, tomatoes...

-          Eat me!

-          What´s this? I hear something like a voice in a cave. Are you Mark?

Sarah went to the counter and picked up some potatoes when suddenly a banana said to her:

-          Eat me!

The terrible enemy

-          Who are you?

-          I´m your worst nightmare. Since you were a child my only mention causes on you the vomit.

-          Yes....but, who are you?

-          I´m Ms Broccoli

Is this really learning?

All people say that you learn what you are interested in, I think is very depressing that the international word are not peace or international culture and all the people around the world know what is the meaning of “your fucker mother”.

Stupid girl

In Ecuador when someone is 15 years old they celebrate an overhead event. Jasmin’s parents  gave her a cruise around the world. Jasmin met a fantastic boy and from the first moment she felt in love with him. Everyday, he put a red rose in her door and she sighed when she saw that. Last day they decided to make love, when Jasmin felt  asleep she thought  that that moment was the most important one in her live. When she woke up, the boy wasn’t there. She went to the door to take the rose, but this rose was black and put a note that said “welcome to the SIDA world”

SWORDFISH AND HAMMERHEAD

Tom and Harry were fishing. “Harry, swordfish is for me, for yo the hammerhead.” Said Tom with great enthusiasm.The two fish out of water, got into the boat and life or death challenged the two boys.

ONION VS SALT

“Ey trifle salt, how about? You know, I can do mourn the human.” Said the onion proudly.”Really? I can kill them. Bye loser.” Said the salt satisfied.